VETERAN OWNED AND OPERATED

ChummyVet Apparel

No Fat Admirals

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General Frick and Admiral Frack rock these shirts in the north parking lot of the Pentagon as they crank out deep knee bends and work up a good sweat. "1, 2, 3...Putin likes his Pudding....1,2,3 Ayatollah eats his feelings...."

Frick and Frack know that at this flag rank, the only thing that worth being fat is their pension! No more looking like a hefty bag and doing book interviews while the war fighter puts the wood to the enemy. Get some!!!

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65